Archive for March, 2007

I shit on your hand I shit on your face I shit on the rug On the floor at your place. You like some wierd shit But i guess you know that Your the first chick i’ve met That gets turned on by scat.

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.” The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I [...]

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes.” The man says “Great. I always dreamed of this and [...]

2 friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, “A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!”. The other friend said, “don’t worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!”. So he goes to town, and [...]

One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, “You don’t get any breakfast until you do your chores.” — A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes [...]

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. “Wow, this is great,” he thought. It [...]

The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. “Papa fell in the well last week – ” he began. “Good heavens,” shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. “Is he all right now?” “He must be,” said little Irving. “He stopped [...]