Archive for March, 2007

A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice that the girl knows just as much about the game as they do, and they’re really impressed. After the game they ask her “how is it that you know so much about baseball?” She says, [...]

Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean. Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be open minded. Q. What’s the biggest fish in the world? A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat [...]

Q. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? A. Popeye almost killed him! Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She’s the one with the dirty knees! Q. What do you call three lesbians in bed together? A. Ménage é twat. Q. What do you call hemorrhoids on a [...]

Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A. They can both smell it, but can’t eat it. Q. You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man’s sex life? A. Because women know if he’ll eat one of those, he’ll eat anything! Q. Why does a [...]

Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight! Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts. Q. What’s the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ”quickie”, only you do it yourself. Q. Why don’t little [...]

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn’t? A. A navel. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You [...]

It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big [...]