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Getting turned on by scat

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

I shit on your hand
I shit on your face
I shit on the rug
On the floor at your place.
You like some wierd shit
But i guess you know that
Your the first chick i’ve met
That gets turned on by scat.

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Gay Midget Sex With Hamsters

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

What the fuck are you doing
You dumb little shit
I screamed across the room
And then through a fit.
Up to the hilt
Was his dick in my pet
Hit him with my nunchuks
Ran my pet to the vet.
I dropped “buster” off
For his ass to get sewn
Went home to kick ass
With no clue i’d be blown.
I kicked in the door
Trying [...]

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Dominating a vixen – Original Erotic Poem

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

Dildos smell strange
Dildos smell good
Stick it in your ass
On the trunk, or the hood
I’ll stick it all in
Til it hits the ground
But it’s not a sin
so don’t make a sound
You do what your told
Look straight in my face
Your skin just gets cold
Thank god i had mace.

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