Adult Rhymes

Getting turned on by scat

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

I shit on your hand I shit on your face I shit on the rug On the floor at your place. You like some wierd shit But i guess you know that Your the first chick i’ve met That gets turned on by scat.

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Gay Midget Sex With Hamsters

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

What the fuck are you doing You dumb little shit I screamed across the room And then through a fit. Up to the hilt Was his dick in my pet Hit him with my nunchuks Ran my pet to the vet. I dropped “buster” off For his ass to get sewn Went home to kick [...]

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Dominating a vixen – Original Erotic Poem

Saturday, March 24th, 2007

Dildos smell strange Dildos smell good Stick it in your ass On the trunk, or the hood I’ll stick it all in Til it hits the ground But it’s not a sin so don’t make a sound You do what your told Look straight in my face Your skin just gets cold Thank god i [...]

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