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I shit on your hand

I shit on your face

I shit on the rug

On the floor at your place.

You like some wierd shit

But i guess you know that

Your the first chick i’ve met

That gets turned on by scat.

What the fuck are you doing
You dumb little shit
I screamed across the room
And then through a fit.

Up to the hilt
Was his dick in my pet
Hit him with my nunchuks
Ran my pet to the vet.

I dropped “buster” off
For his ass to get sewn
Went home to kick ass
With no clue i’d be blown.

I kicked in the door
Trying to knock his ass out
He fell to his knees
Then started to pout.

He looked like an elf
I look like saint nick
He un buttoned my pants
Then pulled out my dick.

He slid his mouth up
He slid his mouth down
The silly little fairy
Made me lose my frown.

I know that he’s short
A pervert and gay
But man he can suck
He sure made my day.

I guess i forgave
What he did to my friend
But i guess he loved him
Or at least in the end.

Dildos smell strange
Dildos smell good
Stick it in your ass
On the trunk, or the hood

I’ll stick it all in
Til it hits the ground
But it’s not a sin
so don’t make a sound

You do what your told
Look straight in my face
Your skin just gets cold
Thank god i had mace.