Dirty Jokes
Doc i have a problem – a dirty sex joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007Don’t laugh!” said the patient, Ed.
“Of course I won’t laugh,” the doctor said. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn’t have been bigger than the size of a AAA [...]
Horrible bathroom experience – Adult sex humor
Sunday, April 1st, 2007Bob goes into the public rest room and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms.
As Bob’s standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him [...]
AIDS – Dirty adult humor
Sunday, April 1st, 2007What is the first symptom of AIDS?
A deep pounding sensation in your ass.
Young guy in a whorehouse – adult humor
Sunday, April 1st, 2007There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He [...]
A tasty meal – a dirty joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. “I’m sorry sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I’ll smell it and order [...]
Spit or swallow – a dirty joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007Rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to Nina, “I think I’m going to see a dietitian.”
Nina asks, “Why?”
Rosy answers, “‘Cause I need to know once and for all how many calories there are in semen.”
Nina replies, “I really have no clue, but if you’re swallowing that much of it, no guy is going to [...]
Sex convention – a nasty joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007A man takes his seat on a plane to Chicago and realizes the woman next to him is hot.
“Business trip or vacation?” he asks.
“Business,” she replies. “The annual sex convention.”
“What are you doing there?”
“Giving a lecture about the myths and truths of sexuality,” she answers.
“Like what?” asks the guy.
“People think African men are the most [...]