Dirty Jokes
His wifes underwear – a sex joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007Two lawyers are leaving the office. “I can’t wait to get home,” says one of them. “As soon as I walk in the door, I’m going to rip my wife’s panties right off.”
“I know the feeling,” the other says.
“No, I’m serious,” says the first. “They’re killing me.”
Poisoned – a sex joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007Two male buddies were walking through the woods when out of no where, a poisonous snake came and bit one of the men in the penis! The man collapsed to the ground while his friend ran to town to get help. The man arrived at a doctor’s office and said help, help, my friend was [...]
Getting cleaned up – a sex joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007A man was walking down the street when he was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?”
“No, I had [...]
Five hundred dollar bet – a sex joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, “I must have you right now! I’ll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!”
The woman thought [...]
Drilling holes – an adult joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007A woman is standing in line at the pearly gates talking to St. Peter when she hears an awful scream. “What was that!?” she asks.
“Oh don’t worry,” St. Peter replies, “That was the person before you getting the holes drilled in their back for their wings.”
“Ouch,” she blurts.
Again she hears another ear-shattering scream. “Now what [...]
Take what you want – a sex joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take [...]
The missing condoms – a sex joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to burn some rubber.
When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, “What happened to the other five condoms?”
His nervous reply was, “Er, I masturbated with them.”
Later, she then approached her male confidant [...]