Dirty Jokes
Doctor smiths remedy – an adult joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, “Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, “Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.” She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, [...]
Bribing a butcher – an adult joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the [...]
Free groceries – an adult joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the [...]
A very good health plan – an adult joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. “Oh my GOD!” screamed the woman. “That’s disgraceful! Why is he doing that?” The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, “I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, [...]
Swimming beauty – a sex joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007A man’s boat capsizes in the middle of the ocean. He washes up on a deserted island with nothing but the clothes on his back. He builds a small shelter and finds food and water, but he misses civilization more with each passing day. While walking on the beach one day, he sees a beautiful [...]
Big guy in an elevator – sex joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown.” Mike just faints dead away and falls to the [...]
Biting nuts – a sex joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007The Russian wrestling team and American wrestling team are having a 5-on-5 exhibition match. Both teams are down to their final wrestlers, tied at two wins apiece. The remaining American wrestler is 5’10″, 175lbs., and his Russian counterpart is 6’7″, 300lbs and all muscle. The American coach sends his wrestler into the match with little [...]