Dirty Jokes
Cheater – a sex joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007A Professor was giving a lecture on “Involuntary Muscular Contractions” to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to give an example his students could relate to. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, “Do you know what your ass [...]
Tampons – a sex joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “Eight,” the boy replies. The man continues, “Do you know what these are used for?” “Not exactly,” the boy says. [...]
The sergeant major – a sex joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something [...]
The dentist – a sex joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007A guy & a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him [...]
Last longer – a sex joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner. The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.” He spent the rest of the day thinking about where [...]
True story – a porno joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing [...]
My friends wife – a sex joke
Sunday, April 1st, 2007One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry’s house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry’s wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry’s wife had her legs open and no panties [...]